This little Pug had a puglitical idea for the November
election: Wags on Willow would offer a free groom to
every elephant and donkey living in our hometown, the
Village of Northfield providing, of course, they had proof
of residence. Doing my dog-diligence I called the local
police. “I’m sure if we had any elephants living in
Northfield I’d know it,” said the police dispatcher. “But
donkeys are like horses and we have some horses.” “Do
you have any donkeys?” “We consider donkeys and
horses the same.” Next I called Northfield Village Hall.
“I’ve never had a question like that. We don’t have
licenses for donkeys and I know we don’t have any
elephants,” the nice lady said. So with no elephants and
maybe some donkeys we could just offer to groom
donkeys. “NO WAY,” said our team of professional
groomers. “We specialize in dogs and cats. That’s what
we are famous for, that’s why we win so many awards.
But we don’t do donkeys!” So much for my puglitical idea.
Whether you like elephants or donkeys, remember to vote
November 6. And maybe in 2020 there will be a canine
political party to compete with elephants and donkeys.
Then we can groom their mascot—a Pug of course